the plural form of octopus is not octopi, a fact we can point to hypercorrection (the -us ending in latin did in fact pluralize by shifting to -i, but goddamnit the word octopus is GREEK).
say it with me now: the plural of octopus is octopodes.
wrong as it may look it’s oh-so-right.
spread. the. word.
my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
imagine going on a road trip with jon